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Top Ten Things More Interesting to a Cat Than George Bush

 

10 : Say, is that a can opener I hear?

9 : Burs. Damn burs. In my tail.

8 : A credit card. A keyboard. An internet connection. Any questions?

7 : I could swear I just heard a can opener. . . .

6 : Houseplants equal revenge.

5 : The dog's asleep. Let's light his tail on fire.

4 : How much litter can I kick out of the box before anyone notices I'm not "using" the box?

3 : A screw driver. A light socket. No witnesses.

2 : Next stop : the drapes.

1 : Okay that is a can opener. Later, sports fans.

 

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